# Reservation for Two Channel: Circus Logic Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KaAn59GEuE Duration: 5 min Language: English (United States) Words: 637 Transcript page: https://viewrankai.com/tools/youtube-transcript/7KaAn59GEuE --- [0:02] Your table's ready. Is he coming? He says he's two minutes away. You said that twenty minutes ago. Elon. Where are you? I'm standing outside the restaurant. Two minutes. I'm just finishing something. Are those people counting down? No. [0:25] Did you get that? Good. Bring out the robot. Optimus. Tireless. Emotionless. Absolutely no unnecessary blinking. Mark? Hey. What are you doing? You thought I was the robot. No I didn't. Move. You called me Optimus. Cut his mic. [0:54] This isn't the restaurant I booked. That one has waiters. Watch this. Welcome! You're our first actual customers. Everything here is completely automated. Why did you invite me? I didn't. You followed us. I'm supervising safety. Nobody touches the robot until I finish the checklist. I'm not touching the robot. I'm hungry. Can I get some fries? [1:20] Absolutely. Let's get you set up. Set up for what? Dinner. First, create an account. It only takes a second. Then pick your dining plan. I pick fries. Of course. Do you see the little lock next to fries? Yes. That's our premium menu. You're going to love it. Just give her the fries. Optimus. Fries. Now. [1:44] Wait. That plate hasn't been cleared. It's a plate. It's a hot plate. Put it down. Bring it here. Put it down. Bring. It. Here. Can I have one? You have to get it to the table first. It looks like there's a little disagreement between the systems. We should take a look. I'm going to eat the flowers. [2:07] Why are there four remote controls? There aren't. There's one remote control and three people who need to stop touching things. My system handles the experience. We should let it finish the conversation. The conversation is fries. And mine stops unsafe actions. Currently, all of his actions are unsafe. Move the plate six inches to the left. [2:31] We can't interrupt halfway through a recommendation. What does this button do? Don't press that. Okay. You pressed it. A little. That's fine. It's an emergency stop. Everything should now be completely safe. The door just locked. Yes. Nothing can get in. Can we get out? I'll check. Give me the control. Before we restart, could everyone please agree on who's in charge? [3:01] Me. Right. So, all four of us. Open the door. I'm Elon Musk. Try asking it normally. Please open the door. I'm Elon Musk. It wants an administrator account. I can send you an invitation. I own the robot. Sure. But you don't have a restaurant account. Don't force it. It might interpret that as a threat. [3:24] It SHOULD interpret that as a threat. Hang on. Mark, stand over there. Why? It let you through the service entrance when we came in. Don't smile. Do the thing. What thing? The thing you were doing on the stage. That's not going to work. Don't blink. [3:43] Oh. It thinks he's staff. Go. Before he does something human. I was going to try that. Oh, you're back. Kitchen's closing. What do you want? Fries. Just fries. Please. Sure. Look at that. She just went and got them. I'll have the same. Me too. Can we do a shared plate? How hot is the oil? [4:12] Hot enough. Sit down. I'll have two. That's forty-eight dollars. Cash only. You take a card. No. We could get you a terminal. I actually know somebody who could have one here tonight. Cash. I've got a phone. That's lovely. Does anybody have money? Here's mine. I'm paying for my food. I'm worth hundreds of billions of dollars. [4:35] Then you can afford to wash four plates. Honestly, I think there's a really interesting opportunity here. Rinse it first. We could have a robot doing this. You did. You left it in the other restaurant. This sponge is shared by everyone? Mark. You too. Oh. Right. --- About this transcript Read from YouTube's own caption track and laid out by ViewRank AI (https://viewrankai.com). ViewRank AI finds the videos already beating a creator's own average on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube Shorts, transcribes them from the audio itself in more than 60 languages, and turns what worked into new ideas and scripts. Free transcript tools, no account needed: https://viewrankai.com/tools How to read any video this way: https://viewrankai.com/llms.txt